I came to a realization this week.
That realization? That my kids are getting older and at some point I’m
going to have to explain the noble pursuit that is GonzoGeek to them.
Sure, they understand that dear old dad and some of his friends have a website,
but they don’t really understand what that means or involves. It became
even more apparent the other night when, upon looking at the forthcoming design
of our update, they asked me why we had girls in bikinis o...
Good Friday to you all.
We're back to once again take a trip to the corners of the internet, both sacred
and profane. Why? Because its what we do. We're digital explorers.
We bring 'em back alive and
let you view from behind the glass.
Earlier this week, I was lamenting to the missus that I hadn't come up with a
suitable cheesecake selection for this week. We haven't hit the summer
movie season which makes my life SO much easier and nob...
Greetings from the Land of 'Geek kids.
Today would normally be Tax Day, but since Washington, D.C. is closed down for Emancipation Day (?) you've got until Monday to "render unto Caesar."
Until then, why don't you let us take your mind off all that with some links and cheesecake.
This week's selection is the very rare double dip. True, we've been featuring two pictures of our weekly selections for some time now, but today, for only the second time ever, we'll be featuring two ...
A tremendous Friday to you all.
Yes, I just dropped some Rome on you. What can I say? Its Smackoff Friday and I just back to the office after running some errands. The calls were well above par so far and if there's anything we like here, its good smack.
Well, that and cheesecake.
See what I did there?
Clever, I know.
While you sit there dazzled by epic wordplay, say hello to this week's cheesecake, Jennifer Garner.
Ms. Garner stars opposite Russell ...
Welcome back kids.
Now that most of the Gonzo Compadres have recovered from their varietal trips to SXSW, we're back and getting down to it. Well most of us anyway. John is in Hotlanta this weekend for Wrestlemania. Its his first trip to the big event despite a lifelong obsession with the squared circle.
Sure, the Final Four is this weekend, and we'll be keeping an eye on that, but we're Geeks. We still enjoy the glory of the squared circle too.
Welcome back boys and girls.
All the Geeks are back from Austin and, in my case, points further south. Thanks to Matt for holding down the fort whilst I was in sunny Naples, Florida working as arm candy and dancing with the blue agave (which is quite different than Dancing at the Blue Iguana).
I didn't go to SXSW, but I did manage to squeeze in an MLB Spring Training Game between the Red Sox and the Mets. The baseball gods and StubHub smiled down on me as it was the ann...
Welcome back kids.
Its Friday and time to catch up.
Several of my Gonzo Compadres are heading to Austin, Texas for SXSW in the next few days. I expect we'll be getting lots of cool information from them.
In the meantime, you're stuck with me.
Normally I think of you my loyal reader(s) when I serve up our cheesecake. However, today, its all about me. Why you may or may not ask. Well, I'll tell you.
Last week after posting up our Sheentastic post...
Good afternoon kids. I have a confession to make. I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I probably took more than anybody could survive. ... I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. ... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a differen...
Can you feel the excitement kids?
It's Oscar weekend, that magical weekend where we all tune in to watch Hollywood give itself a massive handjob. Don't get me wrong, I like the speculation as much as anyone (see GonzoGeek v. The Oscars). It just seems a little silly that all these movie folks spend hours handing out statues in categories that none of us really care about. In truth, the Oscar telecast could be a one-hour special if they really applied themselves.
Welcome to Friday kids.
I don't know about you, but this weekend couldn't have come any sooner.
If life is a juggling act, I've been struggling to keep all my balls in the air this week.
I'll pause here whilst you make your own jokes.
Okay, moving on.
Our ongoing cold snap has passed and left us with days in the 70s. Perfect weather to bring out the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
I have to honest here. I didn't realize this thing wa...