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Monday Meandering - 8/21/17

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Friday LinkFrogging - 7/9/10

Just enough.  

I hope Lebron James enjoys Miami. 

I hope Miami enjoys Lebron James. 

But the gratuitous blowjob the national sports media has given and continues to give this story is beyond ridiculous.  I'm looking at you ESPN.  

Professional sports aren't about loyalty anymore.  Let's just forget about that.  They are about money, plain and simple.  Lebron made his.  Good for him.  

And speaking of things I've had enough of...Lindsey Lohan.  

Lindsey, shut the fuck up and do your time like a good little has been.  

I don't want to see your "civil disobedience" etched on your fingernails.  I don't want to hear you tweeted that your sentence is a violation of your eighth amendment rights.  

Most of all, I don't want to see your Svengali father on TV talking about how the system failed you.  Sorry dad, the ones who failed Blowhan are you and her mother.  You were too busy using your child to print cash and you forgot to raise her with basic sense and morals.  It's on you dude.  

So for the second week in a row, I had a reason to use Lindsey Lohan for our cheesecake and I passed.  I refused.  I didn't do it.  I won't put her drug addled face on the left side of this piece, not even for the possibility of some cheap traffic.

Why?

Because she doesn't deserve it.

Instead, say hello to Jane Lynch. 

I can hear you all saying "What?"

Seriously.  I can.

I don't care.

You know why?    I'll tell you why.

Ms. Lynch is one of the most versatile actresses working on Hollywood these days.  From her early work as part of Christopher Guest's improv ensemble, to her turn as the boss in The 40 Year Old Virgin, to her recurring role as Charlie Sheen's psychiatrist onTwo and a Half Men, she always delivers.

That's more than you can say about most of the actresses in Hollywood, Lohan included.

Earlier in the week, Ms. Lynch was nominated for an Emmy for her work on Glee.  She plays Sue Sylvester the cheerleading coach and arch-nemesis of the Glee-ful kids.  I think with a little more Sue Sylvester style tough love and a little less recreational sluttery maybe Lindsey wouldn't be headed for the big house.

I'm just saying.

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Friday LinkFrogging - 7/2/10

Welcome to July dear readers.  

Its time once again for fireworks, family and competitive eating.  

And speaking of eating, how about a slice of cheesecake.  

Say hello to Jessica Simpson and her patriotic bikini won't you?   

Jess became our cheesecake this week by process of elimination.   

 I couldn't stomach the idea of using birthday girl/train wreck, Lindsey Lohan.  Sure Eclipse opens this weekend, but let's be honest, Kristen Stewart looks like a surly 12 year old boy.  Then there was the tangent where I considered Vivica A. Fox.  I ultimately decided against that one as well (but the first person to post a comment as to why I went down that road will win a special prize.  NO DAVID, YOU CAN'T WIN!).  

Then I searched for images of celebrities in patriotic bikinis.  

Jessica here was everywhere.    

 I really wasn't sure about using Jessica, but then I thought about it some more.  What's a better way to celebrate the American Dream than Jessica Simpson?  Like some bizarre Horatio Alger meets Judy Blume character, Jessica was the fourth or fifth most talented "singer" in her class, yet remains in our collective consciousness just for being her malapropping self.  

Keep on living the dream Jess!  

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