This week: On the nose right from the start, This Place Is Death has no place for subtlety.
Jack Shephard: What are you doing?
Benjamin Linus: What I'm doing is helping you, and if you had any idea what I've had to do to keep you safe, to keep your friends safe, you'd never stop thanking me.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 5
This Place Is Death
A. Does Sun giving Ji Yeon her own cell phone make her a good mother? You have to give her some credit – she wouldn&rs...
This week: Does it matter who's raising The Little Prince? It's not Claire, and that means you're all doomed for reasons unrelated to the other circumstances where you're all doomed.
John Locke: The light came on, shot up into the sky. At the time, I thought it meant something.
James “Sawyer” Ford: Did it?
John Locke: No. It was just a light.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 4
The Little Prince
I. The Truth(ish) About Faraday
A. I’ve been in Kate’...
This week: It's starting to get easier to
list who ISN'T an Other after Jughead.
Ellie: Are they from
the future, too?
Sawyer: You told her?
LOST, Season 5, Episode 3
I. The Truth(ish) About Faraday
A. Once again, Penny proves to be the ideal woman on the show, having little
problem with her husband leaving her alone on the houseboat to go find the local
doc (whom they apparently both meet for the first time), then she proceeds to ...
This week: we keep playing from behind, but
we're almost caught up. Now everyone who escaped the Island realizes that
they weren't entirely prepared to keep up The Lie.
Ben Linus: John's casket is outside in a carpet van. I
need to move it somewhere safe.
Jack Shepard: Safe? He's dead isn't he?
Ben Linus: I'll see you in six hours, Jack.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 2
I. The Lostaway Reunion Tour
A. It’s no wonder Hurley is leery of the Big Lie pl...
This week, we're running slightly behind on the start
of season five, but we'll get there soon. To start things off, we've
stopped jumping back and forth in time during episodes, so instead all of the characters start jumping back and forth in time.
Why? Because You Left.
Daniel Faraday: I really think we have far more pressing
matters then me giving you a shirt.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 1
Because You Left
I. Getting The Band Back Together
A. Talk ab...
As seen on Cartoon Network
Plastic Man: Are you seeing what I’m seeing? Because I’m seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls, with harpoon guns, stealing a boat.
Batman: It’s Gorilla Grodd.
Plastic Man: It’s messed up is what it is.
One of the really great perks of having twin boys is that I have a built in reason to watch shows like this. Oh sure, I’d be watching it anyway, but I can justify the space on the old DVR for the boys.
That being said, Batman: The ...
Here's a look at Danny Bonaduce's training regimine.
Danny Bonaduce warms up for a celebrity boxing match against Jose Canseco on Saturday, Jan. 24, 2009, in Aston Pa. (AP Photo/ Joseph Kaczmarek)
You couldn't tell if it was working after he whooped ass on Rev. Bob Levy, but he just finished going toe-to-toe and staying on his feet with the vastly larger (and probably every-bit-as-crazy) Jose Canseco, so he must be doing something right!
Full details available here...
In the run-up to Illinois Gov. Blagojevich's announcements today, Captain Plastic (aka Shepard Smith) from FOX News asserted repeatedly that the sun orbits the earth. "You see, the sun orbits the earth every 24 hours, because of that there are 60 seconds in a minute. I'm not sure how often whatever star orbits Planet Blago does so, but it's obviously at a different rate."
Dude was commenting on Blago's tardiness for his latest (self-scheduled) media prank and I was willing to let him off t...
I present to you Korean pop sensations Girls' Generation, seen here advertising fried chicken for a Korean fast food restaurant.
The first clip is an actual advertisement. The second might be as well. The restaurant is promoting a dance-off in which the girls are participating. Not sure I see where the chicken's being sold though.
This week: There's not much bad to say about the final
2/3 of "There's No Place Like Home", but I give it my best shot anyway.
LOST, Season 4, Episodes 13 & 14
There’s No Place Like Home (pts 2 & 3)
I. The Future They Create
A. What about Locke’s reppaearance off the island makes it important to call him
“Jeremy Bentham” at every opportunity? You’re adding five syllables to the name
of a guy who’s had one name for the entirety of y...