Testing…testing…*thump thump.* Is this thing on?? Ahh…there we go. Welcome back my friends, to the links that never end! Bruce went down to the coast this weekend to try to verify some chupacabra sightings out on Bolivar, but before departing left me with the wonderful task of making sure this gets to the world.
What makes it wonderful? Well aside from getting to see all of this stuff first, I get to choose our weekly serving of Cheesecake.
I had taken on the search a coup...
Howard Stern today held the Tiger Woods' Mistress Beauty Pageant on his Sirius Radio show. Four confirmed mistresses were originally booked but only three (Jungers, Jaimie Grubbs, and Loradena Jolie) ended up showing. Jungers won.
Howard, Robin Givens, Gary Del'Abbate, Fred Norris, and Ashley Madison founder Noel Biderman judged the paegent, with voting based 50:50 on physical beauty and having the best story to tell. In an ironic (for Tiger) twist, Ashley Madison also put up the $100,000 purse...
I live on the East end of downtown and work in downtown. Practically everyday I am almost hit by morons making right or left turns from the second lanes. I don't know what it is, but some people seem to think they aren't allowed to drive in the first lanes. Now I know the far right lane is the bus lane...but at certain times. The far left lanes sometimes have a red marking by the curb which is a no parking indicator. I think idiots see that and t...
my brothers and i were guests on the rosie o'donnell xm-radio show last week. she dug our "operation earwax removal" clip on youtube so much that she flew us up to nyc and back. it was a kick ass time and rosie and her whole crew were really awesome to us. the guest in the studio before our interview was attilla shabaaz (malcolm x's eldest daughter). we got to meet her and it was an incredible honor. here's the link to the audio of our interview...
LinkFrogging...featuring Sarah Shahi
Just when you think the PC-ness of corporate America is without bound, along comes this item from Mattel's 'elite Gold Label Collection' Barbie line. Never too early to start Christmas shopping.
And no, that's not a clever headline. It's the doll's real name!
Rent's due, Barbie.
Please welcome to the GonzoGeek stage, everybody's favorite neocon thinktank, the Heritage Foundation. You might remember them as the folks who long pursued a land military base in Iraq and finally found a stooge (W.) willing to implement the plan for them if only they'd give him some goodies. No? Well look it up.
One of their current stumps is to propound a conspiracy theory by which the US President and US Congress are actually attempting to make gasoline prices as high as possible.
This guy, Dan Halloran, has received the GOPs blessing as its candidate for the District 19 city council seat in Queens, NY. He is not only a Pagan high priest, but a King in his faith: Theodism. Gods include Tyr, Odin, and Thor.
Dan The Man
Halloran is an attorney and partner at Palmieri, Castiglione & Halloran and is also chairman of the state Republican Liberty Caucus.
In the words of Halloran himself:
"I don't think any of this is really relevant t...
Now, I've come to realize this woman is funny and was even kind of amused by her and the Woz being connected, but THIS is downright hilarious!
Levi Johnston and Kathy Griffin at the Teen Choice Awards. THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS!
teen choice...yeah baby!
From the 'is that even legal' department: A Milwaukee-area bar is holding a fundraiser July 11 to pay legal expenses for a man accused of killing his girlfriend while driving his motorcycle drunk after the two had been patronizing the establishment.
The event will feature bikini car washes, a pig roast, and FREE BEER! No, really.
Protests are planned. The bar -- Fatties on the Lake -- says the event will go on anyway, with free camping and rides offered to those who might overindulg...