It's that time of year again kids.
"Render unto Caesar."
Or as the cats that claimed to be bigger than the gentleman quoted above would say:
As usual, I've waited until the eleventh hour to file my taxes. I like to tell myself that I'm somehow thumbing my nose at the tax code by making them wait until the last minute to get my return.
Of course, it could just be that I haven't done it yet.
Procrastination, the ultimate symbol of civil disobedience.
Through it all, our world continues to spin on an ever wobblier axis. Between the impending Korean nuclear strikes and Lohan rehabs, each day takes on a darker hue than the one before.
And, then, just when you've given up, a ray of sunshine peeks through the gloom to remind you that it isn't all bad.
This week's ray of light comes to us courtesy of Maxim magazine and the Scary Movie
Say hello to this week's cheesecake, Ashley Tisdale
That's right the former star of Disney's High School Musical
franchise is all grown up and in a lad mag.
I wasn't sure about this selection until my wife pointed out that Ms. Tisdale is, in fact, 27 years old. That relieved me of any creepy old man guilt.
In addition to her days as Sharpay, Ms. Tisdale has lined her pockets with other Disney vehicles as The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
and Phineas and Ferb
. She stepped away from the Mouse with some success in the CW cheerleader drama(?), Hellcats
Today she stars in the found footage influenced Scary Movie 5
opposite such other cinematic titans as Simon Rex, Katt Williams and Chris Elliot. Are you listening Academy?
In the meantime let's all sing.
M-I-C...I see your sideboob.
K-E-Y...Why? I don't care why.
Let's hit the links.
Universe Number Five (blog)
Wanna live to be 800? Here you go.
EA Games wins Worst Company in America Award for second straight year (that’s right, worse than Comcast!)
Under the Smogberry Trees: The True Story of Dr. Demento feature-length documentary Kickstarter
FBI raid of ‘FPS Russia’ comes up empty :-P
Dubai police add Lamborghini to fleet, Camaros on the way
North Pond Hermit captured, ending 27 years in the woods on his own stealing stuff
New Black Sabbath track to premier on CSI season finale #fuckyouSharon
The Mike Myers/Dana Carvey feud is over. Party on!
John Cena, Wrestlemania and WWE's perception problem.
Interesting Neilsen facts. Sadly, it involves neither Leslie nor Brigitte.
Clerks inspired animated robot comedy short. Wait! That's not supposed to be here today.
Lockjaw as The Hound? Is Marvel planning a Game of Thrones inspired Inhumans film?
The Point Break remake now has a director. The bigger question is why is there a Point Break remake.
Batman and Superman in Swingers.
And finally, EVERY movie reference 30 Rock ever made in one big supercut.