It didn't start out this way.
I had it all planned differently.
Then as the week progressed, an opportunity arose that allowed me to sleep better at night.
You see, I had planned to make Julianne Hough our cheesecake this week despite all the misgivings I have about the Footloose
remake. She was cute and timely. It would work.
Then, about mid-week, I heard that Esquire
had named their Sexiest Woman Alive
and it wasn't Ms. Hough.
That's right, Esquire
Never thought I'd say that.
So, without any further delay, please say hello to this week's cheesecake, Rihanna.
In addition to being named Sexiest Woman Alive 2011, Rihanna seems to be featured or "with" every song on the radio. She's teamed up with Eminem, Jay-Z, Kanye West and Maroon 5.
We'll forgive that last one I suppose.
She was the victim of domestic abuse at the hands of then boyfriend, Chris Brown. Since the attack, Rihanna has sold millions of records and Chris Brown was last seen picking up trash on the side of the highway. I'm still surprised Jay-Z didn't disappear him for laying hands on his golden goose.
Earlier this year she created a small controversy with her single, S&M
. That didn't stop the song reaching number one on the charts. Note to protestors, controversy sells singles (see also, Madonna).
On to the links.
Guns n’ Roses, same as they ever was
….but oh-so-much worse. Utter shite.
A ‘Farmville’ movie?!!
RIP Mikey Welsh
Stay classy Red Raiders
The OWS story told through online videos.
If my brain was an imaginary friend.
Lots of red cups of beer.
One of east Texas’ finest.
Anthrax – LIVE! – new full concert
This one never gets old…Black Sabbath – LIVE! – full concert, L’Olympia, Paris, Dec. 20, 1970.
Rashida Jones remembers Michael Jackson (popups possibly NSFW)
Tomko arrested in a Chili's bathroom. We need a problem solver.
The best over the top movie cameos ever!
And finally, a look at the best minor characters on Arrested Development.