What a week!
Let's see.
Alabama showed the Deep South has a soul.
The FCC gave away the internet.
Disney bought Fox and turned Ripley into a Disney princess.
Mario Batali and Tavis Smiley joined the Sex Monster Club.
A new
Star Wars movie hit the theaters too.
Sweet Manny on a Moped, its exhausting.
I have no idea what the FCC's decision to end net neutrality will ultimately mean to us here. I imagine there are going to be lawsuits and legislation yet. I can only hope that the powers that be do the right thing.
In the meantime, how about we try to stream another video. Here's the trailer for the upcoming
Gotham by Gaslight DC Universe movie.
Gotham by Gaslight launched the Elseworlds imprint at DC so I'm curious to see what they do with this one.
Oh, yeah, cheesecake.
Since this is our last outing of the year, I decided to ape all the other publications and make Cardi B this week's "It" girl.
Yes, I skipped
Star Wars.
Sue me.
This is the perfect end to 2017. Our weekly honor is bestowed upon a former stripper who became famous as an Instagram model and parlayed that into a music career.
Somehow that just about sums it up.
We're off next week. When we come back on December 30, we'll have our annual "Top 10" list and crown the 2017 Cheesecake of the Year.
Assuming we still have internet access.
Or we haven't been sexually assaulted by Captain Kangaroo.
Or both.
Let's hit the links.
The NFL is gonna fuck everything up next year
D-List celebrities that think they are A-List
German news site calls Morrissey's bluff
Spite houses are a thing
Banned horror movies of the 1980s
And finally, why Bon Jovi belong in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
