Happy El Santo day everyone.
What's that? What's El Santo day?
Well, today would be the 99th birthday of lucha libre legend, El Santo.
The man in the silver mask set the standard for masked wrestlers worldwide and starred in dozens of movies (like the one above) wherein he saved people from everything from ban robbers to zombies.
He didn't appear unmasked until shortly before his death. The dude even has a statue in Mexico City.
The word icon gets thrown around a lot, but El Santo is, indeed, an icon.
Hell, he's even today's Google Doodle. Go check it out.
I have no segue to this week's cheesecake. None whatsoever.
Please say hello to Angelina Jolie.
Sure, she's this week's hostess because of the news that she is ending her 2 year marriage to Brad Pitt. I like SEO as much as the next guy.
Their storyboard relationship may be ending, but we'll always have Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
Ms. Jolie is an Academy Award winning actress and a humanitarian. She's played everything from an animated tiger to a video game character. That's range.
Truth be told, the last Jolie movie I saw that wasn't animated was Wanted
and that came out in 2008. I don't know what that means, but I'm just saying.
Ms. Jolie's next scheduled movie is a sequel to Maleficent
You can make your own misunderstood witch joke.
Let's hit the links.
The lewdest town name in each state
How Patton Oswalt celebrated his Emmy win
Whataburger is very concerned about the Wonder Woman logo
VIDEO BONUS - AN ENTIRE EL SANTO MOVIE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
Crazy television conspiracy theories
And finally, why has time forsaken Home Improvement