You knows, I don’t very much reads what the Gonzogeeks writes. I have peoples for that’s. But this times, my peoples says to me, “Hey, Rey. You should read this one.’
So, the fat one, he thinks mebbe that his Comicky Con is too bigs. He thinks mebbe it will go the ways of the big lizards and dies off. He thinks mebbe the normal peoples will take over his cultures.
I have this to says of him.
Hey creep-face! Be like a farmers and grow some pears!
You peoples tried to feeds me to the zombies. I did not complains. Gets over it.
Boo hoo hoos, you has to stands in the lines to see Gabe O’Throws make his little shows for the teevee. What network times does he shows come ons? Whens? Exactlys! So mebbe you don’t gets the little pop-toys you collects and have nothings to rants about. Poor hombrecito. Pears! Grow thems.
You think mebbe one day no one likes your movings and teevees? Oh…the horror shows. You have watched these things, si? Shield Peoples? Arrowman? Batsmen Play the Supermans? Already peoples is not liking your movings. I think mebbe if you don’t makes them for the monies and only to be good movings, that mebbe you wishes will not ride horses.
The dress-ups…they will always be dress-ups. Peoples like the attentions. Even more when you gets no attentions day by day. Always they will be dress-ups. You do not put on a shirt for the works? I put on the mask for the advices. Everypeoples has a dress-up. So mebee it is not always the Wonder Womans, that is the lifes. But I agrees with El Gordo, this is not a money job. A dress-up asks me for the moneys moneys for they picture. Firstly, they should be paying me, the Swankador, but twicely, they did not make the peoples they do as dress-ups. I think mebbe I will pay those maker peoples first when I see they movies and teevees or reads the books.
Crowds…pfft. Drops a little idris-elbows on the peoples. They will moves.
Come on Gordo, is a party! The peoples, they has the funs. The tells they friends ‘Oh, ‘migo. You should have comes.’ The next times, the ‘migos come, and they tells two ‘migos, and they tells two ‘migos, and sos on and sos on. Next you knows, everypeoples is at the next times with the calientas and the little peoples and the squeezy-butter. Is the way the world bounces. Always the next times is bigger and biggers. Superfries and Bigger Gulps. You don’t likes that? I think mebbe you are the communist. ‘Merica!
Comicky-Con is shine-time for the geeks, Gordo. Let you hairs out and shine on, you crazy mattdamons.