The Gonzogeeks have once agains brings me to San Diegos for the Comicky Con and wants me to give the advices.
My first advices...go to La Puerta. They have my favoritists tequila, Chamucos. Muy bien!
My seconds advices...mas tequila.
When I walks the floors, I am asked if I am reals or a pretends Rey. I am for sure for real. I tells them I for reals and invites the to feel for themselves. Well, only las calientas.
‘Hey Rey! What are you doing here?’ - Oracle
I asks myselfs this questions every years since the Gonzogeeks tried to feeds me to the Zombies - but not the calienta i am a Zombies, the Walking Around Deads ones. I have decided that I comes back for the you, the peoples.
And the sexy dress-ups.
‘Hey Rey….I want to cos-play as Harley Quinn, but I’m kind of a big girl. Will the costume make me look fat?’ - Harley Quinn
The dress-ups do not makes you a gorda. Being a gorda, make you a gorda. You must be confidents. You must be strongs. You must dress-ups like the Blob.
‘Rey...How do you wear that mask all the time. Aren’t you hot?’ - Sunfire
And yet ‘Si’ also.
'Rey...DC Rebirth...worth getting into? - Batman
I have not seed this yets, but for the most of parts, the sequels are not as goods as the originals. I think mebbe waits for the reboots.
‘Rey-mundo! How should I deal with these jack-wagons running into me and never saying ‘excuse me’? - Wolverine
Beings a famous peoples, I musts be surrounded by the commons with they’s breathings and sweatings and rudo-ness. Takes a shower and reads some Emily Post, pendickholes!! By the laws, I cannots carry my chair withs me no mores, so hittings them is no choice. Instead, I used the maces. With about six inches of chains for close up works.
‘Hey, Bub. Where did you get that mace? - Classic Wolverine
They have over heres the dress-up tiendas that sells the guns and knives and swords for the dress-ups (don’t buys the Star Treks light-swords...fake!) Tells them Rey says ‘Hey’. The makes you a deal.
‘My girlfriend hates this stuff, but want me to bring her something back. What should I bring her?’ - Old Man Logan
Crabs. I know a Harley Quins who might helps you out. She is a little gorda, but she has a greats personality and like to dance.
Okay, ‘Migos! I am off to another days of wandering the Comicky Con. If you sees me, asks me for advices. If you don’t sees me, then I must not be theres.