Hey, did you know there's a football game this weekend?
Yeah, its a BIG GAME.
In fact, It's THE BIG GAME.
You know, since we can't call it the S**** B*** anymore.
Will it be the brash upstart or the aging veteran? Carolina or Denver? NFC or AFC?
No matter who you're rooting for, we can all agree this weekend mark's one of the great annual moments of American gluttony.
From the length of the pre-game to the spectacle of the half time show to the miles of food...'Murica.
I could have gone with something football related for cheesecake, but I'm taking a different road.
Please say hello to Shantel VanSanten.
Ms. VanSanten was most recently seen on the CW's Flash series as New 52er, Patty Spivot.
Prior to her work on The Flash, she appeared in One Tree Hill, Gang Related, The Messengers and The Final Destination. Of course, I knew none of that because, unlike Hunter, I didn't watch the CW before they had superheroes.
I'm a man.
Ms. VanSanten's character left Central City and Flash on last week's episode, but I have a sneaking suspicion we haven't seen the last of her.
Let's hit the links.
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Amazon to open brick and mortar bookstores because...
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Rolling Stone interviews Lucha Underground's Pentagon Jr.