Today is a big day in my house kids.
Today my parents celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
That's a lot of days together. That's a lot of diapers, games, meetings, lunches, dinners and breakfasts.
My folks showed my sister and I the importance of family - a lesson I'm trying to pass along to my little geeks.
Congrats Mom and Dad. You make it look easy.
Speaking of family, here comes a ham-fisted segue.
Opening in theaters today is the latest spoof offering from the Wayans family.
See what I did there?
Fifty Shades of Black takes the piss out of Fifty Shades of Grey. That's fine with us. We've made our feelings about mommy porn known.
Fifty Shades of Black is what it is, but it does give us this week's cheesecake.
Please say hello to Kali Hawk.
If Ms. Hawk looks familiar, its because she's been in your peripheral since she appeared as Trudy in Couples Retreat.
Since then she's been in things like Get Him to the Greek, Are We There Yet, Bridesmaid, New Girl, NTSF:SD:SUV, Inside Amy Schumer, The Game and Black Jesus.
So, yeah, you've seen her before.
She's only 29 so I'm guessing that, after her co-starring role in Fifty Shades of Black, we'll be seeing much more of her.
Let's hit the links.
Hendrix's old London bedroom opens to the public exactly how it was in the 60's
How to make Luby's mac n' cheese
The life and career of Frank Miller
14 pop culture masterpieces you should partake in...NOW
How to construct the ultimate conspiracy theory
10 most disappointing superhero movies
Retailers complain about collapsing Marvel and DC sales
Is Amy Schumer a serial joke thief - a side-by-side comparison
If Arrow's Felicity isn't becoming Oracle...is she becoming a different DC character?
And finally, is he GreenBat or BatArrow?