I'm sitting here watching a traffic snarl created by a bunch of people attending Houston's annual Nutcracker Market.
For four days these folks push and shove their way to holiday gifts and accessories.
Did I mention that it's not even Thanksgiving yet?
This is what people should be up in arms about.
Not Starbucks' cups.
I have absolutely no segue here so, let's just get to it.
;Please say hello to this week's cheesecake, Priyanka Chopra.
Ms. Chopra is currently appearing in ABC's new espionage thriller, Quantico, a show which I have seen exactly zero episodes of.
That being what it is, Ms. Chopra jumped off the screen in the early trailers and I made a mental note to give her her time one week.
This is that week.
While Quantico marks Ms. Chopra's first big US exposure, she's been a Bollywood star for nearly a decade.
She was also featured on the cover of the first issue of Maxim - India.
Yes, that's a thing.
She was also Miss India and Miss World 2000.
She also looks, to me anyway, to be a lock as a future Bond girl.
Let's hit the links.
Alcoholic guitarist with rock star attitude and shitty gear available
A side-by-side comparison of Fury Road and other Mad Max movies
Sequels that make you wish you'd never loved the franchise
Wrestlers who were crazier out of the ring than in it
And finally, all 102 James Bond villains ranked