Much like that great American, Pedro, I really don't have much to say today.
No, not much at all.
Instead, I will entertain you with this musical interlude. [NSFW]
Why feature the video of a song that was ruled plagiarism?
That's simple kids.
It features this week's cheesecake in her natural habitat.
Please say hello to Emily Ratajkowski (yes, I had to double check the spelling).
Besides being Robin Thicke's muse, Ms. Ratajkowski has been featured in Gone Girl and Entourage.
She's also starring opposite Zac Efron in today's new release, We Are Your Friends.
That's really all the reason I needed right there.
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey.
Let's hit the links.
Refused - LIVE! - Open'er Fest 2015 [full set]
The people who secretly create pop culture
Remakes and reboots currently in the pipeline
An incredibly dark alternate ending for Friends
How many more lukewarm superhero movies are we going to have to endure
Pete Best still doesn't know why he was fired from the Beatles
And finally, the hilarious majesty of Spider-Man on The Electric Company