Have you heard it?
It's been echoing around the web for a couple of weeks now.
Screams. Just screams of agony.
No, nobody has vaporized Alderaan.
The kids have gone back to school or, in my case, are about to.
That's right whippersnappers, Summer is over. Get back to grinding.
And, with the end of the summer, we also say goodbye to the summer blockbusters.
Today's new releases are American Ultra and Sinister 2.
One features Zuckerberg, Foreman and that chick who dug sparkly vampires.
The other is a horror sequel to an Ethan Hawke flick.
That sentence really sounds like the pitch for Mystery Date 2.
I'm just saying.
Still, the release of Sinister 2 gives us a reason to feature today's lovely hostess.
Please say hello to Shannyn Sossamon.
Yes, I had to look up how to spell it.
This weekend, Ms. Sossamon will be avoiding the Boogeyman like she was JBL in 2005.
Of course, this isn't Ms. Sossamon's first foray into horror. She's appeared in Sleepy Hollow, Wayward Pines and One Missed Call.
She was also in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Order, The Rules of Attraction and A Knight's Tale.
She was also in a Beastie Boys video so she's got that going for her.
Let's hit the links.
Famous movie romances you never realized were creepy
Eleven things you didn't know about Empire Records
The most cringe-worthy scenes in comic book movies
Guy makes guitars out of old skateboard decks
Meet the new Bush. Same as the old Bush
There will be no more DC spin-offs on the CW
The best TV detectives and sleuths
Pump Up the Volume - still pumping after all these years
And finally, The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson is returning to television