The waiting is finally over.
No more robotic Pinocchio songs.
No more teasers.
No more talk show appearances.
Today The Age of Ultron is upon us.
It's been three years since Marvel did the impossible and put all of their hero eggs in one big basket and gave us The Avengers.
Since then, we've gotten more Thor, Captain America and The Guardians of the Galaxy.
Today, we get the band back together and we bring in some new members.
Yeah, I'm stoked.
Yes, for the movie, but also for today's cheesecake.
Say hello again to Scarlett Johansson.
No, I still can't spell her surname without looking.
Ms. Johansson did the honors in 2010 for the opening of Iron Man 2. Damn, that was a long time ago.
While I've repeated cheesecakes, I've never repeated a picture. I nearly made an exception today. Want to know why? Click on that link up there.
Since then, she's appeared in The Avengers, Winter Soldier, Her, Chef, Lucy and Under the Skin.
She's gotten divorced, had a kid, gone full frontal and gotten remarried.
I may not have those in order.
Today, she's back as Russian superspy, the Black Widow.
ScarJo in leather?
That ought to be worth a couple of extra million by itself.
Let's hit the links.
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Fan theories that will change the way you look at Harry Potter
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The ABCs of Doctor Who
Movie robots ranked from good to evil
Forget Batman v. Superman. The real battle is for DC's cinematic universe
And finally, speaking of DC, here are 25 things that will absolutely NOT happen on Gotham's season finale Monday.