Can you feel it kids?
Can you feel the Madness?
That's right, it's Wrestlemania weekend, that time each year when we celebrate the majesty of the squared circle.
The WWE (btw "The World Wrestling Entertainment" makes no sense, just saying) puts on its show of show each year at this time.
Sometimes its epic. Sometimes its not.
This year I'm leaning toward not.
You see, they've largely given up on the second W which makes the E less Eing with each week.
The E has being forcing Roman Reigns down our throats, even though the fans have made it clear they don't want him.
They want Daniel Bryan, but the Powers That Be don't.
They did get a few things right.
Randy Savage finally gets in the Hall of Fame. OH YEEEAH!
Bray Wyatt gets the Undertaker...somehow.
And, the biggest of the big, Sting wrestles his first WWE match. He's the last name they've never had in the ring. They have him Sunday. Let's see how he plays the game.
That brings us to this week's cheesecake.
To celebrate 'Mania, you get two slices this week.
Please say hello to the Bella Twins.
Since debuting in 2008, the Bellas have, for better or worse, the standard bearers for the WWE Divas division. Nikki is the reigning Divas champion. She is also romantically involved with John Cena. Brie is married to fellow WWE'er, Daniel Bryan.
The duo will face the team of AJ Lee and Paige this Sunday at Wrestlemania.
Let's hit the links.
Playstation vs. Nintendo 64 was the last console war that mattered
Sleep - LIVE! - Hellfest 2013 [full set]
World's first commercially available flame thrower...and legal to own in Texas
What is Iggy Azalea saying in this video?
YOB - LIVE! - Hoverfest [full set]
Kurt Cobain - Montage of Heck trailer
The "Netflix for video games" is coming soon
Homeless drummer reunited with former band mate, Carlos Santana
Horrible blonde conservative lady
The end of free music?
Willie Nelson to launch weed company
20 embarrassing roles of famous actors
What are the sexual bases?
20 live versions of songs that destroy the studio version
What do 90s Playboy cover models look like today?
20 small changes that would turn great movies into disasters
The biggest "what ifs" in WrestleMania history
And finally, strange but true WrestleMania facts