You know what pisses me off?
What pisses me off is when there is a perfectly good and timely cheesecake subject and I can't feature her because there aren't pictures to accompany the piece.
Thanks for nothing Lily James.
I guess the suits behind Masterpiece and Disney have her on 24 hour lockdown.
So, instead of Miss James getting her due, for now, I had to look elsewhere for this week's selection.
As I was staring furiously at IMDB, I noticed a list someone had created of actresses who had played Cinderella.
Please say hello to Jessy Schram.
Ms. Schram currently plays Cinderella on ABC's Once Upon a Time.
And she clearly doesn't have the kind of handlers Ms. James has, because she appeared in one of the lesser (read any after the first movie) American Pie sequels subtitled The Naked Mile.
In addition to fairy tales and naked miles, Ms. Schram has been seen in other Geek approved fare such as Veronica Mars, Falling Skies, Mad Men and the late, lamented Life.
When the internet gives you poisoned apples, make cheesecake kids.
Yes, I know poisoned apples are Snow White.
No, I don't care.
Let's hit the links.
Love advice from everyone's favorite racist black metal murderer, Varg Vikernes
SLIPKNOT guitarist stabbed by brother during knife fight
Smithsonian acquires PARLIAMENT-FUNKADELIC mothership
The insane backstories to your favorite music
Multiple superhero disorder - actors who have played more than one superhero
Famous TV guest stars who asked for their role
Attack of the B-Movies
Nick Hornby on life, music and High Fidelity sequels
And finally, and last mostly, its good to be Nick Kroll