This is me officially jumping the gun.
Somehow, during this week's searching, I misremembered which movies were opening which weeks and I got ahead of myself.
This week's cheesecake should, by rights, be next week's, but my mistake is your gain.
Please say hello to Mila Kunis.
Ms. Kunis is starring in Jupiter Ascending which opens NEXT week.
Ms. Kunis has come a long way since her first appearance in this feature.
She's established herself as one of Hollywood's go-to actresses in such films as Ted, Black Swan and Oz the Great and Powerful. She continues to lend her voice talents to Family Guy and Robot Chicken.
She's also crossed the MILF line since giving birth to her first child with Ashton Kutcher.
She's only 31 so we'll be seeing a lot more of her in the years to come.
Let's hit the links.
The new gin craze
Rodman invites Seth Rogan to North Korea
Palin's performance art
Five fundamental questions to Tad Doyle
Sludge/Stoner/Doom documentary Such Hawks Such Hounds [FULL VIDEO]
Autonomous cars will reshape the economy
It's like a bounce house for adults. But with no bouncing...and tons of drinking
Who's up for one really long Hobbit movie instead of THREE really long Hobbit movies?
Celebrity cameos you missed
Tim Cook is a way better CEO than Steve Jobs
The 50 best first sentences in fiction
And finally, a handy diagram explaining which movie studios own the rights to which Marvel characters