So, I was driving home today and as I was approaching an overpass I saw a guy sitting on the railing.
My first thought was that his car must have broken down.
Then, as rush hour traffic inched closer and I got a better look at him and I thought he might be homeless.
Sure, that's jumping to conclusions, but I jumped.
Then as we crept up alongside the man I realized he had no nose.
I will type that again.
HE HAD NO NOSE!
A BIG F*N HOLE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FACE!
I'm pretty sure that was how one of the Texas Chainsaw Massacres, maybe the one with Matthew McCounaughey, started.
I don't have any idea what I was going to write today.
The dude had no nose.
The only thing that made that infernal image go away was knowing when I got home I'd be able to serve up some cheesecake.
Please say hello to Ashley Judd.
Ms. Judd is appearing in today's Dolphin Tale 2 AND last week's The Identical.
Ms. Judd has been acting since the early 90s and has appeared in such favorites as Star Trek: TNG, A Time to Kill, Kiss the Girls, Frida and Divergent.
She's also a huge sports fan, specifically of the Kentucky Wildcats.
And she's still got her nose.
Let's hit the links.
NOLA: Life, Death and Heavy Blues from the Bayou [series trailer]
Buzz's Mike Patton story, Houston TX, 2014 [VIDEO]
Foo Fighters Sonic Highways [HBO series trailer]
Ryan Adams infomercial
Vote for the next Mary Jane (and so much more): Ranker Comics - Ranking site for the comic book universe [PS - I chose Karen Gillan]
Natt-O-Lantern: Bros + pumpkins + beer = F$%ing gross
NYC basic tips and etiquette
Records Collecting Dust, a film about music icons' vinyl collections [trailer]
20 Halloween costumes that will destroy your childhood
Exploring the running jokes of The League
Characters of The Simpsons - then and now
Grading your pop culture doctors
Chris Pratt wins the internet again
And finally, the Replacements are back and they brought Alex Chilton with them