I know you're not supposed to wish your life away, but Sweet Manny on a Moped can we just end this week?
It's been long. It's been stressful. It's been just brutal.
No traction was gained. No momentum was accrued.
That being said, somehow I managed to decide on this week's cheesecake pretty early on.
Please say hello to Emily VanCamp.
Now, I have no recollection on how I decided on Ms. VanCamp. I don't remember jonesing for pork and beans this week.
I know I thought about featuring Jennifer Connelly, but didn't. Did I fear forty days and nights of rain? Or was it my fear of ungainly water craft?
I don't remember.
It's been that kind of week.
None of this is the fault of Ms. VanCamp. She's done her part, appearing in such fare as Lost and Delirious, The Ring Two, and Everwood.
She's currently the protagonist/narrator of ABC's Revenge.
She'll also appear alongside a certain star-spangled Avenger in the upcoming Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Oh yeah! That's why I picked her! She's going to be playing Sharon Carter, one of the many femme fatale paramours of the good Captain in the comics.
Here's hoping Ms. VanCamp's Agent 13 serves the same purpose in the movies.
Let's hit the links.
The Taco Bell breakfast has arrived
Movies about punk: the good, the bad and the other
Lucas Juarez fine art
Robb Flynn on the music business (with modern life as a whole also catching some shrapnel)
Take a film title and remove a letter. What is the new plot?
Why Wu-Tang will release only one copy of Once Upon a Time in Shaolin
The Office time machine
True Detective done in the style of the Hardy Boys
Things only people who played Little League will remember
10 child stars destroyed by fame
DC characters who would hit the mark on Arrow
And finally, five things The Incredibles 2 should do even bigger