The Mayor of Parts Unknown currently is in his fourth term as Chief Executive in his fair city. In his spare time, The Mayor writes about professional wrestling. WWE. The international scene. The independent circuit. The Mayor pays particular attention to the local wrestling scene in East Tennessee--especially after his father, Dear Old Dad, moved to Kingsport, Tenn., after retiring from the spandex factory, one of Parts Unknown's most profitable manufacturers.

The Mayor also serves as CEO of the Pro Wrestling Federation. However, he is currently on sabbatical from that duty after getting assaulted by a wrestler on that promotion's roster.

The Mayor is married to his wife, Mrs. Mayor, and has three children: Tully, Abdullah and Gordy Sue.

From the Editor in Chief:

"[The Mayor of Parts Unknown] recommended we get in touch with his former tag team partner, Rey Swanko.

It seems Swanko was something of a backstage sage during his time in the ring and has since retired to run a very successful bar in his hometown.

Swanko describes himself as a Luchamor and a Swankador.  Now, I have no idea what either of those mean, but they sound vaguely helpful...I think.

Beginning in 2012, Rey Swanko will be dispensing advice to our readers as only he can do.

You can submit your questions to him via Twitter -@AskALuchador."