The Mayor of Parts Unknown

Mayor of Parts Unknown The Mayor of Parts Unknown currently is in his fourth term as Chief Executive in his fair city. In his spare time, The Mayor writes about professional wrestling. WWE. The international scene. The independent circuit. The Mayor pays particular attention to the local wrestling scene in East Tennessee--especially after his father, Dear Old Dad, moved to Kingsport, Tenn., after retiring from the spandex factory, one of Parts Unknown's most profitable manufacturers.

The Mayor also serves as CEO of the Pro Wrestling Federation. However, he is currently on sabbatical from that duty after getting assaulted by a wrestler on that promotion's roster.

The Mayor is married to his wife, Mrs. Mayor, and has three children: Tully, Abdullah and Gordy Sue.

Rey Swanko

Mayor of Parts UnknownFrom the Editor in Chief:

"[The Mayor of Parts Unknown] recommended we get in touch with his former tag team partner, Rey Swanko.

It seems Swanko was something of a backstage sage during his time in the ring and has since retired to run a very successful bar in his hometown.

Swanko describes himself as a Luchamor and a Swankador.  Now, I have no idea what either of those mean, but they sound vaguely helpful...I think.

Beginning in 2012, Rey Swanko will be dispensing advice to our readers as only he can do.

You can submit your questions to him via Twitter -@AskALuchador."

Posts From Our Guests
Rey Swanko: Ask a Luchador - 5-09-13
Thursday, May 09, 2013, 3:20 PM :: 766 Views :: Article Rating :: Posted In Gonzo
Hola 'Migos!!  I'm am backs with advice and cocktails.  Ask, stir and enjoy!!
Rey Swanko: Ask a Luchadore - 1-13
Wednesday, January 23, 2013, 9:51 AM :: 617 Views :: Article Rating :: Posted In Gonzo
Jes! I am backs,with all new advices for the new years!  Also, that arty-farty Gonzogeek makes me a new logo that I have only beens asking abouts since they hire me.
Comic-Con 2012: Lookee What I Found
Sunday, July 15, 2012, 1:42 AM :: 1345 Views :: Article Rating :: Posted In Lifestyle
Oh yeah? I still have my passwords, Gonzogeeks. And now I get the revenge.
Comic-Con 2012: The Walking Dead Escape
Friday, July 13, 2012, 1:07 AM :: 1410 Views :: Article Rating :: Posted In Television
The Swankador takes on the zombies and the staff of GonzoGeek!
Rey Swanko's Lucha Lounge - Advice and Cocktails - 6/21/12
Thursday, June 21, 2012, 11:15 AM :: 644 Views :: Article Rating :: Posted In Lifestyle
Time to @askaluchador. Rey Swanko is back with more advice straight from the mind of the Swankador!
The Mayor Announces His No Spoilers Initiative
Thursday, May 03, 2012, 10:31 AM :: 724 Views :: Article Rating :: Posted In Sports
The Mayor talks about how spoilers ruin the wrestling watching experience, talks about two promotions in East Tennessee working together and previews a huge four-way tag title unification match at NWA...
Rey Swanko's Lucha Lounge - Advice and Cocktails - 4/12/12
Thursday, April 12, 2012, 10:38 AM :: 600 Views :: Article Rating :: Posted In Gonzo
Time to @askaluchador.  Rey Swanko is back with more advice straight from the mind of the Swankador!
The Mayor Previews WrestleMania
Friday, March 30, 2012, 2:25 PM :: 1006 Views :: Article Rating :: Posted In Sports
The Mayor of Parts Unknown, Gonzogeek's resident wrestling columnist, returns from his semi-seclusion to preview WrestleMania XXVIII.
Rey Swanko's Lucha Lounge - Advice and Cocktails
Friday, February 10, 2012, 12:15 PM :: 1241 Views :: Article Rating :: Posted In Gonzo
Advice?  Check.  Cocktail recipes?  Check.  @askaluchador
Introducing Rey Swanko
Sunday, January 01, 2012, 12:00 AM :: 1040 Views :: Article Rating :: Posted In Lifestyle
Meet our newest contributor