Entries for 'lost'
Posted on October 07, 2011 at 12:10 PM
LinkFrogging...keeping it real.
Posted on May 16, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Jacob: It takes a very long time when you're making the thread...but I suppose that's the point, isn't it?
Rose Nadler It's always something with you people.
LOST, Season 5 Finale
I. In Which The Mysterious Puppeteer Is Not Only Real, But He Looks Kinda Like Your Fuck-Up Uncle.
A. I'm going to take issue with the perception of Jacob as all-knowing, all-seeing or all-anything (besides perhaps first team All-Island for dodgeball or fishing or weaving or some...
Posted on May 08, 2009 at 8:24 PM
Hugo "Hurley" Reyes: All right, dude. We're from the future. Sorry.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 15
Follow The Leader
I. The Part Where Richard Looks To Be In His Early 40s And Helps Some Of The Castaways Pursue Their Definition Of Destiny.
A. For all the Kate mockery over the past several seasons, I totally get it now. If the reason she was kept around this long was just to deliver that look after Jack admitted they were with Faraday, then everything that Jack wants to erase was worth i...
Posted on May 01, 2009 at 11:30 PM
James "Sawyer/LaFleur" Ford: Whatever her reason is, helping H.G. Wells here talk to his mommy ain't got nothing to do with it.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 14
I. The Manchurian Physicist
A. "Hey, sorry guys, my mom says I'm too smart to take piano lessons any more. What's that? My lunch money? No, I packed a...oh dear."
B. Seriously if Ma Faraday's "destiny" is to help her son hone his mind to be as sharp as possible, then she has a poor understanding of the college admiss...
Posted on April 16, 2009 at 7:42 PM
This week: When you heard the title was "Some Like It Hoth," you probably had a pretty good idea of how the episode was going to go. You were mostly right.
Miles Straume: Third day we were here, I was on line at the cafeteria and my mother got in line behind me. That was my first clue.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 13
Some Like It Hoth
I. M. Night ShymaLOST
A. Maybe we don't see Miles' power that often because he still doesn't quite know how to harness it? Sometimes he need...
Posted on April 10, 2009 at 12:45 PM
This week: "Dead is Dead" (the phrase, not the episode) might be the biggest sack of shit they've ever tried to feed us. They may as well have called this one "No Seriously, Walt Is Old Because Time Travel" or "Jack Is A Reasonable Man" or "Different Haircut = Different Ages!!!".
John Locke: ...then I'm sure the monster will understand.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 12
Dead Is Dead
I. Ben Sans Innocence Means Less Sandwiches And Longing, More Attempted Murder
A. Well naturally, because W...
Posted on April 02, 2009 at 11:11 PM
This week: The group has a hard time coming to terms with the fact that "Whatever Happened, Happened".
Roger Linus: LaFleur asked me where my keys were. That bastard doesn't ask any questions he doesn't already know the answers to.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 11
Whatever Happened, Happened
I. In Which Kate Learns That The Movie "Parenthood" Is Not A Training Video
A. If his latest turn as LaFleur doesn't give you enough respect for Sawyer (his hangup on fake names notwithstanding),...
Posted on March 26, 2009 at 4:48 PM
This week: It takes a whole episode of manufactured tension for Sayid to finally do what he was born to do in "He's Our You".
James "Sawyer" Ford: Three years, no burning buses. Ya'll are back for one day...
LOST, Season 5, Episode 10
He's Our You
I. The One Where Sayid Has A Flashback Episode That Makes Me Wish I Was Watching A Kate Flashback Episode
A. First of all, I'm not buying any misdirection on whether or not Sayid was once a good person, even if the kids from Slumdog Milli...
Posted on March 19, 2009 at 6:02 PM
This week: Say "Namaste" to the returning castaways as Kate puts the "drama" in "Dharma"...or something. Kate's stupid, that's my point.
Christian Shephard: I'm sorry, but you have a bit of a journey ahead of you.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 9
I. The Re-Made Fantasy Island, The One Where Malcom McDowell Had Just Started To Urinate On His Career And Character Development Was Replaced By Low-Budget CGI
A. If you're a pilot and a fellow pilot walks up to you and says "Hi, my n...
Posted on March 06, 2009 at 8:00 PM
This week: In-jokes, awkward pauses and plot development abound as Sawyer & co. get stuck in the Wayback Machine
Miles Straume: We don't get involved, right? That's what you said?
Daniel Faraday: It doesn't matter what we do. Whatever happened, happened.
James "Sawyer" Ford: Yeah, thanks anyway, Plato.
LOST, Season 5, Episode 8
I. Stuck In The 70s, Like Life On Mars, But With Actual Viewers
A. I know it's hard to keep track of three-years-an...