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Friday LinkFrogging - 7/16/10

Boys and girls, the dog days of summer are upon us.  

Its been a rough week in the world of Geek.  

First we lost Harvey Pekar.  The next day it was "The Boss," George Steinbrenner.  Note to all you celebrities out there, the rule of 3's is currently in play.  

The National League won an All-Star Game for the first time since 1996.  

And I discovered that IFC is rerunning Freaks and Geeks on Friday nights.  

That's good news kids.  

The much lauded cult show never really got a fair shake a decade ago when it was on NBC, but it served as the career launching pad for Judd Apatow, James Franco, Seth Rogen and Jason Segel among others.  

If you haven't seen the show, or want to see it again, tune in tonight for the episode entitled "Tricks and Treats."  Its my personal favorite.  

And speaking of Freaks and Geeks, that brings us to this week's cheesecake.  

Say hello to Linda Cardellini.  

She played the geek trying to become freak, Lindsey Weir, on Freaks and Geeks.  Watching her mathlete try to rebel against suburban Michigan (I'm looking at you Chris) norms formed the core of the series.  She went on to play Nurse Taggert on ER and Velma in theScooby-Doo movies.  

You always knew Velma was a freak didn't you?  

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Relationships.  I’ve been single for quite some time and have been in my fair share of relationships.  I guess none of them were any good since I’m still un-attached.  I have learned a lot though from all of my trysts with the “fairer” sex.  I’ve learned about myself and about other people and how they function.  I’ve learned what I am capable of, not capable of, need from another person, what I cannot deal with, and what I have to off...

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Friday LinkFrogging - 7/9/10

Just enough.  

I hope Lebron James enjoys Miami. 

I hope Miami enjoys Lebron James. 

But the gratuitous blowjob the national sports media has given and continues to give this story is beyond ridiculous.  I'm looking at you ESPN.  

Professional sports aren't about loyalty anymore.  Let's just forget about that.  They are about money, plain and simple.  Lebron made his.  Good for him.  

And speaking of things I've had enough of...Lindsey Lohan.  

Lindsey, shut the fuck up and do your time like a good little has been.  

I don't want to see your "civil disobedience" etched on your fingernails.  I don't want to hear you tweeted that your sentence is a violation of your eighth amendment rights.  

Most of all, I don't want to see your Svengali father on TV talking about how the system failed you.  Sorry dad, the ones who failed Blowhan are you and her mother.  You were too busy using your child to print cash and you forgot to raise her with basic sense and morals.  It's on you dude.  

So for the second week in a row, I had a reason to use Lindsey Lohan for our cheesecake and I passed.  I refused.  I didn't do it.  I won't put her drug addled face on the left side of this piece, not even for the possibility of some cheap traffic.

Why?

Because she doesn't deserve it.

Instead, say hello to Jane Lynch. 

I can hear you all saying "What?"

Seriously.  I can.

I don't care.

You know why?    I'll tell you why.

Ms. Lynch is one of the most versatile actresses working on Hollywood these days.  From her early work as part of Christopher Guest's improv ensemble, to her turn as the boss in The 40 Year Old Virgin, to her recurring role as Charlie Sheen's psychiatrist onTwo and a Half Men, she always delivers.

That's more than you can say about most of the actresses in Hollywood, Lohan included.

Earlier in the week, Ms. Lynch was nominated for an Emmy for her work on Glee.  She plays Sue Sylvester the cheerleading coach and arch-nemesis of the Glee-ful kids.  I think with a little more Sue Sylvester style tough love and a little less recreational sluttery maybe Lindsey wouldn't be headed for the big house.

I'm just saying.

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Friday LinkFrogging - 7/2/10

Welcome to July dear readers.  

Its time once again for fireworks, family and competitive eating.  

And speaking of eating, how about a slice of cheesecake.  

Say hello to Jessica Simpson and her patriotic bikini won't you?   

Jess became our cheesecake this week by process of elimination.   

 I couldn't stomach the idea of using birthday girl/train wreck, Lindsey Lohan.  Sure Eclipse opens this weekend, but let's be honest, Kristen Stewart looks like a surly 12 year old boy.  Then there was the tangent where I considered Vivica A. Fox.  I ultimately decided against that one as well (but the first person to post a comment as to why I went down that road will win a special prize.  NO DAVID, YOU CAN'T WIN!).  

Then I searched for images of celebrities in patriotic bikinis.  

Jessica here was everywhere.    

 I really wasn't sure about using Jessica, but then I thought about it some more.  What's a better way to celebrate the American Dream than Jessica Simpson?  Like some bizarre Horatio Alger meets Judy Blume character, Jessica was the fourth or fifth most talented "singer" in her class, yet remains in our collective consciousness just for being her malapropping self.  

Keep on living the dream Jess!  

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A journey through the cosmos with the maiden of metal.

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Friday LinkFrogging - 5/28/10

Testing…testing…*thump thump.* Is this thing on?? Ahh…there we go. Welcome back my friends, to the links that never end! Bruce went down to the coast this weekend to try to verify some chupacabra sightings out on Bolivar, but before departing left me with the wonderful task of making sure this gets to the world. What makes it wonderful? Well aside from getting to see all of this stuff first, I get to choose our weekly serving of Cheesecake. I had taken on the search a coup...

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Jamie Jungers Wins $75K on Tiger's 9 iron

Howard Stern today held the Tiger Woods' Mistress Beauty Pageant on his Sirius Radio show. Four confirmed mistresses were originally booked but only three (Jungers, Jaimie Grubbs, and Loradena Jolie) ended up showing. Jungers won. Howard, Robin Givens, Gary Del'Abbate, Fred Norris, and Ashley Madison founder Noel Biderman judged the paegent, with voting based 50:50 on physical beauty and having the best story to tell. In an ironic (for Tiger) twist, Ashley Madison also put up the $100,000 purse...

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I live on the East end of downtown and work in downtown.  Practically everyday I am almost hit by morons making right or left turns from the second lanes.  I don't know what it is, but some people seem to think they aren't allowed to drive in the first lanes.  Now I know the far right lane is the bus lane...but at certain times.  The far left lanes sometimes have a red marking by the curb which is a no parking indicator.  I think idiots see that and t...

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my brothers and i were guests on the rosie o'donnell xm-radio show last week.  she dug our "operation earwax removal" clip on youtube so much that she flew us up to nyc and back.  it was a kick ass time and rosie and her whole crew were really awesome to us.  the guest in the studio before our interview was attilla shabaaz (malcolm x's eldest daughter).  we got to meet her and it was an incredible honor.  here's the link to the audio of our interview... http://www.box.n...

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LinkFrogging...featuring Sarah Shahi

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