I want to tell you a story kids.
It's a simple story really.
Man makes a decision despite the advice of his closest friends and loved ones. He does it for good reasons, but the end results is nothing short of catastrophic.
That man is me kids.
The decision...the horrible decision...took place last weekend.
Last Sunday I shaved off my beard.
Now, my reasons were semi-noble.
In my mind, I was paying homage to the late Burt Reynolds.
In practice, the results were far from stellar.
In practice, I look like Jake "The Snake" Roberts before DDP Yoga.
Like Jake at Heroes of Wrestling bad.
It's NOT a good look...at all.
I now know why nobody in their right mind wears just a mustache anymore.
Let's turn to more enjoyable subjects, shall we?
Today marks the debut of the latest film in the Predator series.
And, in honor of that release, there was really only one person who could serve as this week's cheesecake.
Please say hello...AGAIN
...to Olivia Munn.
Ms. Munn appears in today's Shane Black scripted The Predator
She's part of an all-star cast taking on the universe's ultimate hunter.
On the road to release, Ms. Munn spoke out about a sex offender on the set to mixed results.
That was until yesterday, when the victim at the heart of the issue thanked her for standing up for her.
Let's hit the links.
Taco Tuesday food fight
New Balance: the official shoes of white people (just ask your local Nazi)
Whither Tucker Carlson?
New RHCP coming soon!
ATX has lost a giant, RIP MC Overlord
Oral history of Judgement Night soundtrack
Movies whose meanings people misunderstand
The craziest sports rumors of all time
Terrifying creatures found in the Amazon River
Underrated action movies
Sci-fi stories turned into terrible movies
And finally, the DCEU continues to be a giant tire fire