My name is Bruce and I have a confession to make.
I'm a full-blooded child of the 80s and, as much as it pains me to say this,
Pretty in Pink doesn't hold up.
Tonight we forced the kids to watch the movie and it's clunky, disjointed and, frankly, kinda unsatisfying.
Andie has a pair of iffy dates with Blaine and ends up with him?
How long do you think that lasted?
Blaine had no spine. Steff was going to totally get back in his head before summer was over.
Speaking of Steff, did we elect him President in 2016?
Of course, the kids forgave me because we've finally almost caught up on Season 3 of
Lucha Underground.
We are through three of the four hours of Ultima Lucha 3 and it has been a bloody good time. Killshot and AR Fox have joined Johnny Mundo, Cage, Mil Muertes and Pentagon as house favorites.
And, it's a good thing we're getting caught up because Season Four of our favorite wrestling telenovela began filming this week. Soon we will be back in the Temple for all of the beautifully ridiculous action and I can't wait.
And, if the Temple is back in business that can only mean that the Queen of Darkness is back as well.
Please say hello to this week's cheesecake, Karlee Perez.
Ms. Perez plays Catrina, the manager of Mil Muertes and the Queen of all things hot and evil.
Don't believe me?
I'm going to let this clip do the rest of the work for me.
Viva La Lucha!
Let's hit the links.
CHRIS
“The German police pulled my teeth out with pliers:” Liam Gallagher
What ever happened to Brendan Fraser?
BRUCE
Famous movie props that ended up in the trash
The rise of the direct-to-Netflix hot mess movie
Jimmy Buffett's new Broadway play ran out of margaritas
Milo Yiannopoulous has been reduced to shilling InfoWars supplements
And finally, stop using CCR in every Vietnam movie
