Welcome to Friday kids.
Since last we convened a lot has happened.
Villanova won the NCAA tournament.
Roman Reigns won the WWE Title.
Merle Haggard passed away.
Please note these aren't in order of importance.
Oh, and Guns n Roses announced they were getting back together.
Yup, party like its 1987.
Yes, I bought tickets to take my rocker boys to see the show, provided they make it to H-Town which is WAY at the end of the road. We'll see. I'm disappointed there's no Izzy, but you can't have everything.
Where would you put it? (Stephen Wright)
I'll be honest, when I sat down to do this, I had no idea who would be this week's cheesecake. I even did the section with the links first in hopes that inspiration would strike. Alas, it did not. Then I turned to my trusted companion, IMDB, and they showed me the way.Opening in theaters this week is The Boss. Playing the Boss' assistant is none other than Kristen Bell.
This isn't the first time we've featured Ms. Bell.
Since her last appearance she's been in House of Lies, Scream 4 and Zootopia.
She actually got a Veronica Mars movie made.
Oh, and she was in a little art house flick called Frozen. You probably never heard of that one.
She also married Dax Shepherd and gave birth to his unholy spawn, but the less said about that the better.
Let's hit the links.
The Party Party
The Party Party's Party Band goes off the rails
Blind Melon - LIVE! - The Metro, Chicago, September 27, 1995 [full set] #greatness
Movies made better by swapping directors
You REALLY don't want to know what causes clogs in public pools
Why superhero movies are headed in the wrong direction
Rita Coolidge says she wrote the coda in Layla
The Dark Knight Returns casts a long shadow on superhero comics
Five roles that almost went to Robert Downey, Jr.
Funny 80s fashion
Some of the strangest TV pilots that didn't make it
Most anticipated book-to-movie adaptations of 2016
And finally, beginning this week, yours truly will also be contributing at The Source. Check it out