Heard you missed us we're back. I brought my LinkFrog.
Give me something to type on...man.
With all apologies to Van Halen, the Frog is back.
Yes, we've been away for a couple of weeks. No, it couldn't be helped. There was a glitch in the Matrix that our own personal Neo (Matt) had to conquer. Conquer he did and so we're back.
I'm not going to waste your time with any more jabber. Just a quick introduction and we are on to the business at hand.
Please say hello to Sarah Hyland.
Ms. Hyland has been cued up for two weeks as I prepared to celebrate the start of the new television season.
In case you've been living under a rock for the last half decade, Ms. Hyland stars as Haley Dunphy on ABC's mega-hit, Modern Family.
She's also been in a bunch of other stuff according to her IMDB profile, but Modern Family is what you need to know.
Let's hit the links.
How to order oysters
Single-string capos allow guitarists to play "impossible music"
Peter Murphy and Ogre to star in horror film
Huge sharks love death metal, film crew finds out
Why wrestling matters
A field guide to character actors
Cult classics A-Z
TV host transitions that ended badly
And finally, Rage Against the Machine finally apologizes for Limp Bizkit